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A young woman with a short blonde bob and a bright, overwhelmingly proud smile stands behind a wooden table, presenting a silver serving platter. She wears a pristine white chef's coat with double-breasted black buttons and a tall white toque. Resting on the elegant platter is a completely charred, smoking, unrecognizable black lump of coal-like food. Her eyes sparkle with yellow star-shaped highlights, totally oblivious to the thick grey smoke billowing up toward the ceiling. A small, confused fly buzzes near the plate. The background is a plain light yellow, and bright, warm lighting emphasizes the crisp, clean anime-style linework and the hilarious gap between her confident demeanor and the culinary disaster.
