Square composition, British estate-life promotional cover with a full-bleed photographic portrait occupying the upper region and a broad printed footer integrated flush along the bottom edge, the exact title "7117's Chubby/BBW Chav Girls" centred across the footer in stacked bold tabloid lettering with the possessive label in narrow black uppercase on pale lemon, the middle body-size phrase in heavy white uppercase on hot pink, and the final words in oversized black condensed capitals on pale blush, crisp straight baselines and slight cheap-print misregistration; Vicky Pollard, a fictional ***** British woman, visibly obese and short broad-bodied with a full round face, thick neck, heavy bust, soft projecting abdomen, broad hips, thick thighs and heavy upper arms, pale skin with blotchy warmth and realistic texture, bleached-blonde hair pulled into a high scrunchie-topped ponytail with a fuzzy pastel scrunchie and a short blunt fringe, thin pencilled brows, heavy black eyeliner, smudged mascara, glossy pale-pink lips, large gold hoop earrings and layered yellow-gold chains, wearing a bright bubblegum-pink velour zip-up tracksuit jacket stretched across the bust and stomach with matching track bottoms and white trainers, standing in front of a concrete housing-estate block with balcony railings and a paved courtyard, shoulders squared to the camera, chin slightly down, direct challenging gaze, hands low near the jacket hem, three-quarter body portrait with the full fat torso clearly visible, flat daylight with slight direct-flash harshness, pink, cream, grey and gold palette, cheap glossy-print texture and candid British television-promo realism.
