Square composition, British turn-of-the-millennium character-cover photograph, with an opaque warm-cream graphic footer occupying the lower portion of the cover, the exact visible title "7117's Chubby/BBW Chav Girls" arranged in a compact centred typographic stack, the possessive identifier on the upper line, the slash-linked body-size descriptor across the middle line and the final words on the bottom line, thick black rounded slab-serif display lettering with broad upright strokes, open counters and sharply resolved edges, large bingo-dauber circles in faded cerise and turquoise arranged around the lettering in the outer footer margins, subtle uncoated-paper grain, the entire title fully contained inside the flat printed footer; Vicky Pollard, reimagined as a fictional ***** British woman with a markedly obese, short and broad physique, a full round face, soft double chin, heavy upper arms, wide torso, projecting rounded abdomen and thick thighs, fair skin with natural redness and fine visible texture, peroxide-blonde hair with darker roots, a short blunt fringe and a high pineapple ponytail fastened with a fluffy pink scrunchie, heavy black eyeliner, clumped mascara, thin pencilled eyebrows, frosted pale-pink eyeshadow and glossy pink lips, oversized gold hoop earrings and layered gold chains with chunky imitation-gold pendants, wearing a rose-pink faux-leather sleeveless biker vest with silver zip details over a fitted black cotton T-shirt, a faded charcoal stretch-denim skirt with a broad elasticated waist and black low-heeled ankle boots, the T-shirt following her full stomach and the vest opening naturally across the broad torso, seated on a blue vinyl chair inside an older British bingo hall, softly patterned carpet, rows of tables, cream acoustic ceiling panels and fluorescent lights receding behind her, leaning slightly forward with an elbow beside a brightly coloured bingo marker and looking directly into the camera with raised eyebrows and pursed lips, medium portrait from the upper thighs upward, straight eye-level camera at a comfortable distance, harsh overhead fluorescent illumination with a weak frontal flash, slightly greenish indoor colour, realistic clothing creases, dimpled skin texture around the exposed knees, period consumer-digital noise and inexpensive local-entertainment promotional photography.
